Double Dizz?

Our friends Dani and Nic invited us over to carve pumkins for H-ween. It was fun, and I further refined my Mr. Willoby pumpkin. I included all his best features.

• "His teeth are like sharp pieces of corn"
• "His eyes are ever so piercing - one brown, the other milky white!"
• "They say his beard hides a host of malformities - oh that I were one of those malformities, that I might couch myself under that patchy beard"